Tis’ thus the season of endorsements
Who knew endorsements could be the product of purchase
Rather than the outcome of confidence in ability
Get one from Winans
Another from Chosen
Buy a group of pastors too
After all, they all want money
How about a trip to the Holy Land
Perhaps the holy ground may rise and speak endorsement
Fly a bling bling can to tinker; but that’s a given
Buy some more from the reformed criminals and vigilantes
Fat and well fed from juicy contracts
Money maketh loud, loud enough to issue threats
And also pay a visit to Ifa as well
Dole out a couple of hard currencies to the cheiftains
For their cheap allegiances
But the icing on the cake
Has to be one from  Sat Guru Maharaji himself

If this isn’t desperation, then I don’t know what is